I was on the Stuff Christians Like blog. And he happened to mention "Christian wear" -- namely boxer shorts.
I want to have a contest for the very best Christian boxer short slogan. Multiple submissions allowed.
I shudder to think what you all might come up with. But figured it was a good ice breaker rofl
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Okay, lemme see
"Saved by Grace, but Hotter than Hell."
"If you think these stink, then get Jesus and avoid the brimstone!"
"Want to experience Divine Love?"
Ooh...fun. What do we win?
How about:
"In case of rapture, these boxers will be empty."
"There are no back doors to heaven."
"Jesus wiped me clean."
"always holy, never holey."
This cock crows more than thrice.
Except you couldn't have that because Christians don't have penises, do they?
Except when they marry other Christians. Then they magically grow :)
Don't mind me. It's way too late to be talking :)
Maybe someone who is talented could make a little award that one could stick on their website lol
How about the "Hot Pants" award?
It could feature the winning slogan. We could give this a few days and then have sort of a collective vote, maybe like a poll.
LOL-
don't have anything yet.
Not fully awake till after noon
LoL, this is fun!!!
I wish I was creative enough to come up with something! But these are great! If I come up with something I will post it!!! Keep em' coming these are awesome!
All righty then. I know I'm gonna regret this but it's just for fun, right???!
Front: "Body Piercing"
Back: "Saved My Life"
"Put on the Full Armor of God"
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams"
Other ones come to mind that I won't mention!
I just thought of a TERRIBLE ONE
"So where's the narrow gate?"
Tyler, that last one just made me spit coffee.
LOL!
So wrong.
LOL!
But I am still laughing.
On the back: "And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass" (Numbers 22:28, KJV)
On the front: "...whose genitals were like those of donkeys..." (Ezekiel 23:20, NIV)
I am SO going to Heck for this!
LOL BARRY!!!!
Tyler are those narrow gate ones unisex?
Sue, as you can see on the flannel graph..... you know, the one with the blonde girl perishing in the flames as a flannel jesus looks on in delight....
NO!
;)
Any more? Are we all done?
Okay, we need to vote, who knows how to set up a poll?
And i thought of one today that even i wouldn't write down.....
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